VEGAS:

Friday: waited for kenny and Kurt to pick me up and then we went to dinner with sarah, kenny's ex, which was weird. i really had no desire to meet her considering all the shit he says about her, but it wasnt so bad. Then did some running around. My clothes didnt get dry so that sucked but they didnt get moldy so i didnt have to go to the laundromat in vegas i just dried them in the bathroom. we went to the airport and our plane was delayed for 2 hours. that sucked. but it went by fast. kurt had to step out of line for security like 2 or 3 times to take off his shoes and belt and be patted down. it was funny, at least for me and kenny, the plane ride was cool, i was scared at first but then it was all good. they wanted to still go out when we got there but i was extremely tired, cuz it was 6 am in chicago by the time we got there so i had been up for almost 24 hours if you count the 15 minute naps here and there that i had, so we went to the pyramid cafe at the luxor and ate and i about fell asleep on the table, i could barely lift my arm i was so exhausted. then we went to bed. that was nice. the rooms sucked though. at least compared to how kenny made them out to be. he said they were soo awesome and it's like dude if it wasnt for the downstairs this could be the holiday inn. normally i dont care about hotels but he hyped it up. and it's like there were alot of little details that sucked at the luxor. like the inclinators were crappy looking and just minor stuff. but the details are what makes or breaks a place, i mean if you put alot into the details no body notices but if you dont then everybody notices. however the outside and the casino part were pretty cool. i loved the pyramid cafe, they have excellent toast. mmmm. oh we also checked out the spa which was pretty cool, and then we went to look at the pool and there were 2 people gettin it on. started getting sick of kenny on the plane ride

Saturday: woke up and went to the spa. it was nice. didnt get a massage though just sat in the jacuzi and in the steam room and sauna and then took a flavored shower, i was apple. met 2 fellow artists in the spa. then we went to the belagio for the buffet, it was awesome! their pork tenderloins were delicious at least to me, but i am weird. then we went to watch the water show which is sooo cool. that was my favorite thing besides the second hotel. then we went to see zumanity which kenny didnt get the right time so i couldnt go change so i felt like a bum, but zumanity was soo awesome we had perfect seats and it was just amazing. more for guys than girls i thought cuz there werent that many guys in the show but it was still awesome and very funny and i want to see it again. it was basically topless gymnastics and 1 male strip tease, and then a bunch of dirty jokes (my fave) and then the end was the best but i cant tell you cuz i dont want to ruin the surprise, oh and there was a simulated orgy thing which was cool. i want to see it again so bad. oh the warm up that starts half an hour before the show was awesome. definitly worth seeing.  then we went to rita rudner who wasnt that great. she had some good stuff and i laughed alot but it was more of a haha rather than anything that made pee my pants. and kenny yelled out something stupid during the show and she shot him down and i was like dude i cant believe i am sitting next to you. and then after that show we had to hear kenny talk about when he shouted something out and we had to dysect why she was pissy to him. and all that. he was like i thought it was funny. whatever kenny. then i went and got mcdonalds and ate and talked to keith for a sec before i went to bed and they went out. i know i am lame. tough. still sick of kenny at this point. partly because he keeps asking me if i want a drink and i told him before we left that i wasnt going to be drinking. also because he was putting his arm around me a few times. it might have been like a friend thing cuz he is kinda touchy feely like that but i dont know it didnt feel like that to me. and also cuz rita rudner made a joke about how guys wont change and how her grandma said guys are like pies, if you want another flavor get a new pie this one is already baked. well when i went to get mcdonalds i made kenny take me and show me where it was well he mentioned keith and he was like i think you need a new pie and he put his arm around me and laughed. i was like um i  like this flavor just fine. then on the way back he was like why are you being a bitch to me and i felt bad cuz i was being bitchy to him but it's like i didnt want to be nice and then he thinks something, and he was pissy me off about the drinks.

Sunday: got up and packed for checking out, then went to THEhotel to check our bags and then we wandered around for a bit and checked out some hotels and stuff, which is an odd thing to get used to that the hotels are the attraction. i dont know where we ate breakfast, but anyway then we went and checked in at THEhotel at mandalay bay and freaked out over how cool the room was and then went down to the pool and freaked out some more, that was a fave part too cuz we were laying under the shade of palm trees, looking out at the pool, with the view of a perfect sky and some mountains in the background that looked like they were painted onto a backdrop. then me and kurt went to sit in the jacuzi which was suprisingly very nice considering it was like 110 outside and the jacuzi was hot. then we went and got ready for the amazing jonathan show, well i wore this one outfit that i really liked and thought it looked nice and everything, well we were waiting to be seated for supper at fix in the belagio, (the best porkchop i have ever eaten and the design was awesome) and these 2 old ladies gave me really nasty looks. i was like what the hell i am more covered up than most of the girls here that are my age, why the hell should i get a diry look. kurt saw both of them give me the look but i only saw one so i looked at him and he started kinda laughing and i was like what the hell was that about and he said he had no idea and agreed that i  was dressed more tastefull than most of the girls there, kenny said they were jealous. i dont know. but then we were walking around more and i still got some looks so i was like what the fuck. kurt said everyone probably thought i was his prostitute for the evening and i was like oh well that's fucking great just what i want to look like. well the amazing jonathan was pretty funny. i laughed my ass off there and we were in the front row for that with vip seating. then of course i went to the hotel and called keith then went to bed and they went out. well saturday i asked them not to wake me up any more if they could help it cuz they woke me up on friday. well they come in and kenny is ringing the doorbell to the room (that's right our room had a doorbell) which he is lucky that i couldnt hear cuz i was in the bedroom, but he was laughing his ass off cuz he thought he was going to wake me up, and then he comes in and grabs my leg really hard and that kind of wakes me up but then i thought he was laying on me (i was on my stomach) so i pushed him off and yelled at him to get the fuck off of me and then put my head phones on and then went to sleep. while they stayed up and were really loud (if they wanted to talk they could have shut the door and gone into the other room) and kenny doesnt know how to close the bedroom door, so the next day i asked who was laying on me, i figured it was kenny but kurt might have thought it was funny, cuz when he woke up he was like sorry we woke you up again, well he said no one did and that kenny might have pushed me, which is possible because i felt it mostly on my back, well kenny denies it too but i know he is lying. well anyway kenny was like haha did we wake you up haha, so that pissed me off that he was so rude, not to mention i know the only reason he was waking me up was because he was pissed that i didnt go out with them. 

Monday: woke up at 9:47 but layed in bed til 12 cuz it was so damn comfy i couldnt make myself get up. then they went to the spa there and i went to breakfast, before i went to breakfast kenny wanted to meet back at 2 but then said no 5 and then go to eat supper cuz he didnt want to wait for me to get back but me and kurt were both like that's stupid just wait for me to get back. well they left, and then i left a little late and was afraid i was going to get lost so left a note telling them that i might be a little late, well i was back at 203 and they were gone already, so i had to have kurt come and get me and then i said something to kenny that he couldnt have waited 5 minutes for me and he was like well we got back at 140 so we wanted to go and i was like so you didnt even wait until the time you told me to be back?!  i was pissed. it's like then why bother saying you are going to meet someone at a certain time if you dont want to wait til that time. oh and earlier in the vaca, he was being passive aggressive and i called him on it and i think it embarassed him but it was pissing me off and there was no need for him to act that way. he was condesending to me and it's like why ask for my opinion if you dont care and are going to do what you want to anyway. plus he said ok to my idea and then changed it back to his not 10 minutes later. that drives me nuts just say no the first time. then we went to pool and we were playing around in the wave pool and stuff and then went to change for supper at the belagio buffet again. they had a ton off stuff, like alaskan king crab that was precut or whatever, and prime rib and tons of stuff that would normally be way too expensive to eat and it was all you could eat. for like 23 bucks a person. i ate so much i got sick. then we watched the water show a couple of more times. and then went to the airport where kenny met a chemist that can make him gum with dextrose in it so he can chew it. i slept some on the way home but woke up in time to see the sunrise. it was awesome. i cant describe how cool the view was. then i slept til 4 this afternoon. then i found out kenny emailed marisa and one of the first things he said was that i didnt get drunk, what like he was hoping i would? i told him before we left i wasnt going to. and he knows how i am when i get drunk so i am now pissed. me and kurt hung out alot which was nice. i like kurt and we had a good time. most of the time i was annoyed with kenny but i still had a blast and i would go again, just not with kenny, i cant even describe how cool vegas is either the things to see are so awesome and i didnt even really see it that much at night so i can only imagine. oh and we saw a hooker monday night and she was gorgious and kurt said they all were so then i was like oh well now i dont feel bad if every one thought i was a hooker the other night and he was like i was just joking about that. ouch. why does everyone have to be putting me down? lol. but anway. keith didnt come over today he might tomorrow but i dont know.